I Hate It When....

So this morning I got to the gym at around 5:30 am (a normal occurence for me during the week). When I was handing my card to the guy he said, "How are you?" My reply was, "It's early," with a smile. Both of the employees said that I looked tired. Of course I look tired; it's five thirty in the morning. DUH! Do they honestly think that I should put makeup on before coming to the gym? I hate it when people say "You look tired!" The only thing I hear is "You look ugly right now." I even vented to my students to never tell anyone they look tired. I also said a few other things about what never to say to someone...

• Are you pregnant? (oops...I made that mistake recently) aka you look fat
• Have you been crying? aka your eyes are swollen and red

Those are just a few that I don't like. I might sound like I am in a bad mood but actually I am pretty happy. I just took the Oprah quiz on "how happy are you?" and I know it is a shocker to y'all but I passed with flying colors.